I could use a cash cab right about now.

So I'm watching "Cash Cab" right now wondering where these cabs were when I needed a ride to my dorm room in college 'cause I was underage drinking on 6th street in Austin?!  I could have used the money, but let's be honest - I was probably too drunk to answer most, if not ALL of these questions.  I would have most definitely been booted out of the cab after three strikes.